10 Sales Jokes to Spice Up Your Next Meeting
Need a good line to kick off your next meeting? Want to break the ice with a new colleague?
Everyone loves an office with a good company culture. It’s what makes the company an attractive place to work and molds a team that other companies want to work with! A couple of jokes can be a light-hearted way to contribute to your team’s productivity and morale. Here’s 10 you can use to spice up your next meeting.
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.
Why did the naughty lead's phone ring at 1 a.m.?
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Salesman: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%.”
Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”
Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word
A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the "unbreakable" comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."
Enraged businessman: “No, no, no. I cannot see you today!”
Persistent salesman: “That’s fine, I’m selling spectacles.”
Question: How many salespeople does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer No. 1: None. You don’t need a new lightbulb; you need to upgrade your socket to the newest version.
Answer No. 2: Just one, but it’ll take technical support weeks to sort out the mess left behind.
Answer No. 3: Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under him.
The guy who used to sell boomerangs is trying for a comeback.
“We are going to have a sales contest this month. The winners will get to enter next month’s contest.”
How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None -- they've automated it.
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